Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

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noangelsinthegarrison:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

illegalsoma:

DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE

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meladoodle:

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

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When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

misterdelfuego:

satsekhem:

misterdelfuego:

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Can we talk about this?

According to this gif, it looks almost like these people think, “she be wet; stick it in.” Wrong. Just because a woman is wet doesn’t mean she doesn’t need further assistance in making sure she become a waterfall of sexual arousal.

Technically, a woman is always wet because, you know, warm, dark place that needs to have its pH balance carefully maintained. That includes lubrication and moisture at any given moment - just ask any woman how fucking “wet” she is when she’s fucking ovulation, okay? But just because she is “already wet” doesn’t fucking mean she doesn’t need additional assistance in making sure she REMAINS that way.

For fuck’s sake. The art of foreplay, motherfuckers.

Dear God, do you not understand the nature of a joke?

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thefergiefergs:

Recipe: [x]

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sealavenderinajamjar:

i will never relate to anything more than i do to these grumpy owls

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i mean

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they’re just 

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so 

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pissed

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off

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yourfatherisahamster:

toji-suzuhara:

why is annie the nose of the series like

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mike zacharius.

why is bertholdt the skyscraper of the series when

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mike zacharius.

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falloutboysbuttsblog:

"You got an A on this test"

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"I like you too! <3"

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"I can buy it for you"

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"I follow you on tumblr!"

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"I think you’re adorable"

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"Calm down"

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ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad at hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thecarvingwitch:

neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAGON DRESS YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

I’M GONNA WEAR THIS

And feel like an amazing dragon every day :D

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pacificpikachu:

Fire chickens, and non-fire chickens! Don’t worry, the chickies were only away from their mother for a few minutes to take these.

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dessnering:

be cool Hannibal, be cool.

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